wishes - the meandering version

I wish for....

1. World peace. (Duh.)
2. More tenor saxophonists (aka fewer alto).
3. Better grammar for everyone.
4. Someone besides me to trim the cats' claws.
5. Some sign as to where that one black glove got to.
6. Spouse's silly purple Dinosaur Jr. t-shirt to go wherever that black glove got to.
7. Hmm. I ran out of steam.
8. More steam!
9. Free parking at work.
10. Telekinetic powers.