Thursday, August 21, 2008

oddly-named baseball teams

Represented here are some of the best (named) in baseball. There are teams named for food, occupations, historical figures, insects and animals one wouldn't ordinarily associate with athleticism, and a few things that defy ready explanation. One thing is for sure: the household t-shirt collection is about to get a lot more interesting.
  1. Modesto Nuts
  2. Bradenton Juice
  3. Newark Pepper
  4. Lubbock Crickets
  5. Savannah Sand Gnats
  6. Grand Prairie AirHogs
  7. Batavia Muckdogs
  8. New Bern River Rats
  9. St. Cloud River Bats
  10. Leones de Ponce
  11. Cincinnati Porkers
  12. Rochester Honkers
  13. Mayfield Clothiers
  14. Madison Hatters (now the Great Lake Loons)
  15. Wilson Tobs (as in, Tobacconists)
  16. Appleton Papermakers
  17. Holyoke Paperweights
  18. Evansville Triplets
  19. Anchorage Glacier Pilots
  20. Thomasville Hi-Toms
  21. Wichita Wingnuts
  22. Waterbury Frolickers (later the Waterbury Spuds)
  23. Casper Ghosts
... and finally, the most inspiring team name of them all:
...24. Fukui Miracle Elephants

Wow. Now that's a great name for a baseball team!

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